Hey! So Glad You're Here. Please tell me you bought loo roll and snacks?

Hi and welcome to the Quarantine Survival Guide, the unofficial 'fuck it' guide to surviving a quarantine, you never asked for. You're confused, I'm confused and everyone else is shitting themselves (by the bulk load) but let's have a laugh about it.

Amazing creatives, entertainers and small businesses from all over the world are offering their services from live workshops, online courses and cooking classes to downloadable resources, many for free, to keep us busy and entertained during this weird time. My aim is to curate that kindness into lists so that we can easily access as much as possible and support those wonderful beings and their endangered lively hood at the same time. If you enjoy any of the resources, especially if it's free, tag them and share the shit out of it. Word on the street is, the fastest way to the good place is by purchasing something too. Alongside these lists will be an A-Z on how best to survive a quarantine without coming out of it looking like Wilson (If you haven't seen Castaway (really?) watch it now for handy pointers).

I need your help though, the online world is growing bigger every day and I haven't been bitten by enough radioactive spiders (yet) to develop superpowers. So if you're offering a service or know of something you want to see on here let me know in the comments. My sassy assistant, Wilma will be doing her best to keep track of them and answer your questions. I'll be posting bit by bit in between the free dance classes and rum breaks so be sure to keep checking back for updated info and new posts. I also wanted to say (in a really cool and totally nonchalant but secretly desperate way) that whilst I'm not asking for cash I have added a donation button to the homepage. So if you like what you read or this site has helped you out in some way please consider 'buying me a rum and coke' - I don't drink coffee and I'm not about to pretend I don't spend a bunch of my money on alcohol. Don't you judge me, but also thank you, and I really hope you enjoy the site (and donate *cough* who said that??).

When this is all over I'll meet you at the Winchester for 2021's shit show spectacular, first drink is on me (but probably you). Cheers.